Monday, 8 November 2010

zonalmarking.net

The normally interesting www.zonalmarking.net has a report on Sunday's game entitled " Ten steps: how Newcastle coped with Arsenal in the centre of midfield (whilst playing a 4-4-2)".

The quote in the second para "Arsenal’s poor performance cannot be overlooked – the whole team were sluggish with their passing and not creative enough" says it all really. The ten steps illustrated by ten screen shots add little to the overall analysis of the game.

What they don't show is Mike Dean's pally-pally act with Kevin Nolan - he's obviously someone Mike can talk with rather than these foreign types.

Mike Dean

Corrupt, incompetent, racist? Who knows. When I have the time I'll do an analysis of the results when Mike Dean referees the Arsenal. I suspect we'll see a somewhat abnormal distribution!

Arsene's thoughts on Fab21

"Lukasz Fabianski didn't have a lot to do and I don't think he was expecting the challenge when Andy Carroll scored. It was not a technical mistake from Lukasz, it was a problem of timing."

Isn't timing an element of technique? Doesn't expect to be challenged?

Arsenal v. Newcastle - blame Fabianski?

Fabianski fails to collect a high ball and Carroll has an easy header into an empty net. Ok Fab21 made an error but it would be wrong to blame him wholly for the defeat. Part of playing in a team is how you respond to adversity and how you dig your team mates out of the shit – be it in putting a game saving tackle to deny an attacker when a defender’s pass goes astray or collectively rallying round to win a match. There was so little of the latter in evidence at the Emirates yesterday. The lack of movement and tempo in play in the second half was bewildering. It was almost as if, having dominated the first half, the team thought they were 3-0 up and coasting to victory. Fab4, great player as he is, had an off-day. His passing was poor by his high standards and his work rate, particularly when he had lost the ball, was low. More worryingly, he appears to show no real leadership on the field. The substitutions were strange – Arshavin for Nasri (I can only assume the latter had a knock), RVP for Chamakh seemed like a triumph of hope and sentiment over reality, the introduction of Bendtner was the realisation that it was wrong to take Chamakh off in the first place. The downside to the introduction of B52 was the removal of Wilshere who was the only midfield/attacker with a bit of fire. In fact, we actually looked worse after the substitutions and all that attacking prowess failed to trouble the Newcastle goal.

Back to Fab21. Carroll ran in, leapt and met the ball at its highest point relative to his leap. Fab came out, adjusted and by the time he jumped he had no momentum so he could not get as high as Carroll. Secondly, he didn’t get in a position where he could take the ball at its highest point relative to his jump. A goalkeeper should always beat an attacker in the air if he does this as he is about a metre taller thanks to his arms. However, if you watch Fab in the warm-up when the crosses come in from alternate flanks, he very rarely takes the ball at the full extent of his height.

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Pies update

Blackburn - excellent - even had a website listed on the label.
Emirates - good quality but poor finish - ha ha! Not really, a very good pie all round!
Spurs - good pie with herb pastry - a great improvement on the bland sausage roll from 2 years ago.
Chelsea - no Chicken Balti so had a Red Thai curry pie - have I seen the future?
Man City - good pie, no complaints.

Sunday, 20 June 2010

French Troops

The day after the French debacle against Mexico a friend mentioned a quote from Napoleon to me. Apparently, the vertically challenged-one said 'give me English troops' implying that he would have won at Waterloo if he had, like Abramovich, been able to spend millions on putting his 'team' together. I've not been able to confirm to validity of the quote but I doubt if Domenech repeated this sentiment especially once he'd seen our performance against Algeria.

Brazil v Ivory Coast

The BBC studio team are clearly undeclared followers of Chicken Balti Pies as they have been extolling the virtues of 2 holding midfield players! Though why does Hansen keep referring to Gilberto as Silva! We have, in the past, been linked with Felipe Melo but no doubt his value will increase as Brazil progress in the WC.